Basically how cool/progressive all you white people can feel about having a gay/lesbian friend. If you manage to find a black, gay friend with an adopted child, you get a free canvas tote from NPR and a water bottle from the ACLU! :P
Another one of my favorites is:
My favorite line (paraprased): " . . . years of work can be undone by one copy of US Weekly, a misplaced McDonald's wrapper, or a copy of a John Grisham novel . . . ."