Okay, gentle readers, bear with me for a while until I figure out what exactly I want to do with the look of this sucker. I have already wasted a bit too much time on this, though, so I'm just going to have to come back to it piece-meal.
Still figuring out how to work around template restrictions, and not decided on the header. I know. It's pretty stuffy even for me. It was fun to wax wedding invite for a while, though.